When you ask an underpaid Spirit Halloween floor sales executive at 3pm on 31OCT for a "Superman" cape......you can expect the following responses:
a) to be escorted out of the building
b) to be reminded that they have been sold out of super hero outfits since Sept and Superman since March.
c) utter silence............ (albeit this is not specific to this scenario but more akin to general lack of synapses firing)
But remember................. regardless of a mammal's genetic make-up, if you are looking for an outfit that will fit a skeleton that is roughly 2 feet and 30 lbs............ you will likely find the following in ample supply:
Superman Dog Pet Costume
Item #00587907
Reg. Price $14.99
Faster than a speeding mailman, he is Superdog! This Official heroic costume will have your loyal Dog of Steel flying high with the Superman insignia printed slip, flowing cape and action paw covers.
• Costume Includes:
◦ One piece with attached cape
◦ Attached paw covers
• 100% polyester
• Available in small, medium, & large
• Fits Human Toddlers
Which can immediately be repurposed for this:
that is simply why Fido is Nico's BFF.
Not to mention the SUPER CHILD STRENGTH it releases.
