Now Showing: "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button aka Nico M."........

.......After Nico put on his "magic"pants he instantly began talking about politics, the weather and when it was time for a cocktail. And then he began speaking jibberish....something along the lines of "tune into tokyo". You go Benajmin Button!






Happy Festivus!

The latest dieting fad....................How to lose 5 lbs in 5 minutes

...........After 3 Krispy Kremes Nico isn't feeling so good..................






........there's not better cure for the common tummy ache than some "drive time" in a 4X4





5 min later, Nico is 5 lbs lighter and tummy ache is all gone. Yeahhhh !



High Five!


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Nico's latest metamorphosis............................

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Oh my......Facial... Disgracial..............................

Ancient chinese proverb say, "facial expression worth 10,000 chinese characters"
Caputured at 31,000 feet somewhere over northern california.

Can you decipher Nico's secret "message"?








Here's another type of Facial Digracial:






Check please!

No "Applause" sign needed ...................

He just flew in from San Antonio and boy his arms are TIRED! (insert ba-da..dum + cymbal here)

Uncle Dr. Alec Wayman Tisdall III jr, esq is full "effekt". (turn up those speakers)






He vill be here all ze week and no he's not Yerman!

You ever get that feeling when you're having sooooo much fun...........

like after your 9th G&T...........................................
or after that 6th time round on the coaster at NY, NY Casino before 10am.....................
or after you've just consumed your 8th piece of Dahlia's coconut cream pie...........





YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!



I FEEL GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Through the hoop and they scream "Touchdown" !
Nico 2...............
Old Man 0

To all those Dads out there.................

.........You're good enough............You're Smart enough..............and Doggone it......People like you.






Happy Father's Day!

From the land of ABBA comes.................................

......one of the greatest global inventions of the 21st century.




Something tells me that the engrs over at www.nosefrida.com drew inspiration from this bit of American GENIUS:





and of course we must leave you with this little (stuck in your head for the rest of the day) audio/video gem. Helan går !

"What a feeling, bein's believin' !!!!"

"for the dancer in all of us"

297,840 is the magic number.........................

that's right folks..................297,840 hours ago (as of last Tues)......in the same hospital....(albeit back then they allowed smoking/drinking/gambling in the delivery room).................Nico Sr. entered the world:






Hair: Check
Forehead : Check
Chubby Cheeks: Check
Invisible Eyebrows: Check
Earlobes: Check
Ability to shatter glass with hunger SHRILL: Check


















After all that vocal exercise it's time for some POWER ZzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzZzzzzzzzs with Mommy.

One small step for man......................

This last Saturday daddy/Nico embarked on their first solo mission of the UPMOST importance

Pre-mission preparation checklist:
17 straps confirmed secure - check
baby - check
wallet - check
pacifier - check
cell phone - check
flare gun - check
recheck 17 straps again - check





DESTINATION:



MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! YEAHHHHHH!


The M. casa had some very special visitors this weekend as Uncle L-train and Auntie Cassie came to hang out all the way from Noe Valley.

NICO = 1, Uncle Logan's new shirt = 0













Sunday was a big day to watch 7am footie with pops.




Hopefully this guy retires before Nico ever remembers seeing him on the TV. Better yet would be retirement before he sabotages the US campaign for an appearance @ S.Africa '10

To: Mommy, From: Nico

WORD!

I've seen some K.R.A.Z.Y. things in my day..............................but

Look! He's got a crazy dragon for a head............AND he's just a baby...............he must be................................. "KRAZY Dragon-head-baby-person"...........................










THIS hairdoo strangely reminds me of someone.....................

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!............................sweet dreams of sugarplums to .........

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Operation "Change Diaper" was initiated by Private Daddy this morning at approximately 08:00 hrs. Little did Private Daddy know he was about to be sabotaged by a strategically timed PP (aka Projectile Poopy). Private Daddy's sweatshirt sustained irreparable damage and was immediately jettisoned to the garbage chute. (make mental note: always proceed with extreme caution when proper shielding materials are not in position)






"Operation Decontaminate" followed shortly thereafter and PEACE was thankfully restored.

Melts in your mouth ..................................Not in your hands.....

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! *
*(please consume with care)












Thanks Obachan for the photo shoot!


Nico has a few more pounds to gain before he can pose at the world's biggest Kiss. We know it's ambitious.......baby steps Nico........baby steps......








I know ONE guy who is behind you 110%!

No matter what coach tells you.................................

(ok, sorry.....dad's been slacking on the postings.)


.........size DOES indeed matter!






Time for an eskimo kiss.





No, Nico's not getting ready for his first float trip down the Yakima River...........it's just his first spongebath!





We decided to count how many diapers Nico fired up over a 24 hr period* and this is the conclusion we came to:



"Eco Nico"........................filling up one landfill at a time!
*note: this 24 hr period was after one of his SIZZLER-esque gorge sessions

VH1 pretty much sums it ALL up in a nutshell..........

Here's a pic from the early days (Day 3):






Day 7 photo: Nico is beginning to use his eyeballs a bit more.
I like to call this photo his, "What you talking about Willis?" look.